Alright, so I wasn't too thrilled with the ironic mustache, but living in San Francisco's Mission District I've learned to cope with it. Let the scruffy kids do what they want, and as facial hair goes the 'stache isn't the worst choice out there. But after seeing the handlebar mustache leap off the face of your local underachiever and onto everything from necklaces to key holders to panties to pint glasses, I have to say to all the cool kids, "Your look is totally played out. And by the way,